But I, a lone walker, cannot convincingly explain stranger danger to a child I don’t know. Even if I don’t look like an alarming scruffbag (e.g. Steve Hughes, sorry Steve Hughes). Mind, it's the first time this week I’ve wished I could take my face off...
- Mood:
awake - Music:thrrum
I think it's my favourite painting of all - Henri Rousseau's Tiger in a Tropical Storm (Surprised!)
It's at the National Gallery in London, and there's a picture of it here: http://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/paint
I love the naivety of it, how wild the forest looks, how foreign and strange it is. There's so much energy in it, when you see the painting in real life, there are layers of lines across the painting to show the rain lashing down.
If you would like to say what your favourite painting is, please do!
Day 02 → Your favourite film
Day 03 → Your favourite television programme
Day 04 → Your favourite book
Day 05 → Your favourite quote
Day 06 → Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 07 → A photo that makes you happy
Day 08 → A photo that makes you angry/sad
Day 09 → A photo you took
Day 10 → A photo of you taken over ten years ago
Day 11 → A photo of you taken recently
Day 12 → Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 13 → A fictional book
Day 14 → A non-fictional book
Day 15 → A fanfic
Day 16 → A song that makes you cry (or nearly)
Day 17 → An art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)
Supreme Clientele is pretty obviously the greatest rap album of all time, it was the record that Kanye based his scratched and sped up soul blueprint on, and when my friend Ally copied it for me, it was a slightly messed up copy that I transferred to a messed up tape and the whip and bass was just blissful.
One Day I will have a solid gold eagle to wear on my arm

ADMITTEDLY this came out in the nineties, but in the 00s, Ghost played London, and when I requested he play it he asked the stragglers left after the venue had turned off the PA to sing the intro for him, and I kicked it off, and he gave me a little acknowledging nod. PLUS, this is the single greatest beat in history -
Ghost is happy to just play a Delfonics song - vinyl needle drop included - and just sing over the top of it. To enormoous effect -
If at any point I've flagged while running this decade, Ghost has picked me up -
RUN! He even makes the sound of a screeching car in this.
I like this album cover too. Jambalaya!

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I live in the Bay Area and the channel I've heard it on is 89.3 FM. (I've tried their website/playlist, but they only list their most popular songs) It's a very quiet, very haunting song sung by a girl. A lot of what I could make out in the "chorus" seemed like mumbling, but the last line in the song goes like this: "...so that we could/can fly" or "...so that we could/can die". There may or may not have been lyrics about the wind and ashes.
Please help ? It's driving me crazy. D:
Thanks so much!
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halp WWTO, can you tell me what movie i'm talking about?
- I switched to a sulfate-free shampoo, and no longer get raw, bleeding sores on my scalp if I don't wash my hair every other day. I can now get by with just a weekly wash.
- I added a weekly ACV rinse to my usual hair care routine, and it really cuts down on the immense amounts of oil my scalp produces, which also allows me to wash my hair less often.
- I started putting coconut oil in the last 3 inches or so of my hair after every shower, and I'm seeing a significant reduction in the number of split ends I get.
- I now put my hair up in a Gibralter bun to protect it while I'm at work, and despite the fact that my job often involves manual labor such as wrestling large dogs and scrubbing floors, the thing stays! For 10 hours! I'm stunned by this, since my hair is so perfectly straight, fine and slippery that it won't even hold most barrettes or clips for longer than a couple of hours.
Anyway, this is all wonderful, but there is still one thing that's bugging me that I'd like to ask you all about.
As one of those people who was born with golden blond hair that is steadily turning mousy brown, I ask... Is there any healthy way to lighten hair? I've heard how to darken it in natural and healthy ways, but not how to lighten it. I currently use Sun-In, and I know its extremely damaging, but I really do want to stay a blond and I don't know of any alternative that's comparable in price (I can't spare the cash for salon treatments) but not as bad for my hair. I've heard a mix of chamomile, honey and lemon juice can be effective, but I don't really know the particulars of that, or if it even works. But anyway, I'm rambling. If any of you can provide any advice on healthy hair lightening, I'd be most appreciative! Forgive me if this is a topic that's already been posted in the archives somewhere. :)
- Mood:accomplished
- Music:Tom Waits - Black Wings

Here I am at the "Hachiko" crossing in front of Shibuya Station. Now, a yokel would probably go crazy and dance around and say "Wow, look at the lights! Such big video screens!" But I take this crossing very much in my stride. We have a similar square in Bzrkyr with even more TV screens -- super-miniature ones the Japanese haven't even invented yet -- and even more people running around. In Bzrkyr you'd have seventeen realistic dogs yapping at your ankles rather than one lumpen statue dog sitting on a pedestal. In fact, compared to the Krsyzicnny Crossing, this place is tame and quiet; ideal for a bit of relaxation. (Give it a decade or so, though, and I expect it'll be indistinguishable from any Trilesian town.)

Ah, here's a cinema! Quaint! In Upper Trilesian Osnia we don't have these fleapits any more. We download joke videos from YouTube, household accidents, that sort of thing. If the Japanese still apparently have the attention span to sit for ninety minutes in a dark hall in a building draped with metal curtains, well, good on them, I say! They should enjoy it while they can, because -- if Upper Trilesian Osnian developments are anything to go by -- it'll soon be "curtains" for this type of entertainment.

A Trilesian also gets a good waft of nostalgia entering a place like Libro Books, in the basement of the Parco department store. Both department stores and magazines long ago disappeared from Upper Trilesian Osnia, replaced by outdoor markets and word of mouth, so this kind of place feels like a museum to us. When I took the picture above the "sales assistant" asked me what I was doing and I just chuckled. I was tempted to say: "Just wait a couple of decades, my friend! Photos like this will be the only evidence that this Libro place ever existed!" But, you know, the first law of time travel is that you're not allowed to influence the past. We have to leave it to the Japanese to discover the future in their own time, and their own way.

What could be nicer after a stressful day not-shopping (we Upper Trilesian Osnians are so over consumerism, though the Japanese are only starting to make the most tentative steps in this direction) than a cup of iced chai in a Jungle Cafe? I can't really say that without blushing a bit inside; back in the day, it's whispered, Upper Trilesian Osnia had dozens of these Jungle Cafes, places where people could escape the icy weather and indulge in fantasies of the tropics while sipping coconut juice. Later, of course, it was considered politically off-colour to talk about "the jungle" or create reductive masquerade versions of "cafes in hot places". Now in Upper Trilesian Osnia the cafes are freezing, as they bloody well ought to be. I expect Japanese cafes will be too, soon enough. In the meantime, relaxing on fantasy wicker furniture surrounded by fake jungle is, I have to confess, a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. Might as well enjoy it before the Japanese come to their senses.
Doll collections, a plane ticket from a machine the siz
I don't get it?
- Mood:
confused

"Miss Dis" by wowlebrity Calpernia Addams. Video directed by Andrea James. Addams reminds us there's a Snuggie reference in the lyrics, to wit: "You wore a Snuggie to your prom / and you thought it looked good! / You got it from your mama / and it gave you wood!"

Gin and Titonic ice cubes from Fred & Friends are causing a stir.... Titanic historian crashing bore Brian Ticehurst huffs, "How long will it be before this firm makes ice cubes of the Twin Towers to commemorate 9/11?"

See what happened when James St. James and I stood in the rain on Saturday afternoon for over two hours, waiting for Elizabeth Taylor to arrive at the opening of her House of Taylor jewelry store in Beverly Hills. While we waited, James encountered Extra journalist (and Simon Cowell’s ex) Terri Seymour, Hercules’ Kevin Sorbo, wowlebrity Maria Conchita Alonso, Marilu Henner, Frances Fisher and a gaggle of enthusiastic Elizabeth Taylor fans. But did James, with a rumpled copy of Suddenly Last Summer in hand, finally get to meet Liz? Watch and find out…
Back in 2004, Robert Unwin, called Chicken Man because he worked in a chicken processing factory (and sounded rather like one when he sang), laid a giant egg when he auditioned on Britain's The X Factor, Simon Cowell calling him "the worst singer I've ever heard in my life." True to his name, Unwin didn't win, and became a global anti-star, an English version of William Hung. But now, more than five years later, and with the help of Donal Coonan, the cute genius behind the UK's This Is a Knife web series, onetime producer at WOW's London office, and a bona fide wowlebrity, Chicken Man's egg has been turned into a ridiculously delicious soufflé, with the single and video "For Number One." Says Coonan of this dish: "Here's our single and music video, which, we hope, will get him to No. 1, if not at Christmas, then in the New Year. A third of any profits go to the Send a Cow charity, a third to Chicken Man himself, and a third to the blagamillion.com adventure." At top, see Robert Unwin send a Cowell into hyperbole; below, see how Chicken Man has blossomed into a fine hen indeed. It's a Christmas miracle. Guaranteed you'll love it. That Cowell just doesn't have the vision.

